All righty then Derfs. I have been
Really? You are too kind!
So, on a daily basis I get about 40
Wanna know who visits my blog...huh, huh, do ya?
Well I am not telling.
OK! I suck at this big meanie thing.
Every hit I get on my blog is from the Derfwad Manor! OK, OK! There are 6 of you that are not affiliated with Mrs. G and her free wheeling gaggle of gals. Hey I'm not trying to lump y'all in. I'm just sayin'....
I was on a train of thought here!
Anywhat. For all of you Derfs and fellow Colony members please, mi casa es su casa. Come on in. Come, in!
Oh, don't mind that smell, it's just chicken poop. You'll get used to it. Here, let me just...... shove some of the laundry off the couch so you can sit down. There now, put your feet up. Can I get you anything?
Would you care for a cup of tea?? A bit of a snack, perhaps? It has been a long journey here, dear me, you must be exhausted. Are you cold?
So, what shall we chat about? Oh, have you heard? I have lost a pound or 10 since I started "The Project" with Mrs. G. Really, you too? THAT IS SO FABULos! We TOTALLY rock! I even made the cutest little button for my blog. Omygoodness, I just have to show you. Even The Big G said it was "perfect". Look...isn't it sweet!
Oh will you just look at the time. It is getting late and I am sure that you must be getting back to your place...it has been swell. Here, let me just
Way. Out. Sorry. It doesn't wash off well either . Umm. Next time bring your Wellie's mmm-K?
Thanks now and don't forget to
Y'all come back now, ya hear!