T'was Not Me..

• First off... I did not get sucked into Not Me Monday by my dear friend Lexie. I did not do it of my own accord. :)

• I did not sit in my bathrobe till noon IM'ing with said friend and miss a very important meeting.

• It was not me who has stayed up till 1 in the AM reading blogs.

• I did not ignore all four children and their pleas for pancakes. I did not tell them there was plenty of cereal and that I was too tired to make pancakes. Nor, did I tell them that pancakes were bad for you, first thing in the morning.
  

• It was not me who, last night, pigged out on Pumpkin Pie and Redi Whip.

• It was not me who had to stop myself from squirting Redi Whip directly into my mouth. At the church potluck.

• It was not me, who, accidentally shot Redi Whip onto black shirt as I was not jerking the can away from what was not, my face as it was not me there in public, doing such a childish thing.

• It was not me who looked around frantically to see if any one had see the whole Reddi Whip debacle.

• It is not me who is still sitting at the computer, in a bathrobe. Needing more coffee and a shower.

• It was not me who dreamt of running away to Paris. In my bathrobe.

• It was not I who told the children to play outside so that I could have a few more minutes at the computer before lunch.

Feeling like a little Not Me fun? Just click on over to MckMama's place for lots more Not Me antics.