It's snot what you think....

I heartily laughed at the funny posts Barb wrote here and here, when she was sick. Well, thanks Barb, I think I caught what you had.

Is it possible to catch a virus via blog reading?? I think Barb sneezed on her blog. She told me to go wash~with soap. I must'a forgot. I'm a hypochondriac but I also procrastinate.

So, I am snotting and aching and just plain SICK! My hair is greasy. My eyes and nose are red and swollen. I am still in my bathrobe and jammies AND I am sure that I smell bad. To top it all off I am a mouth breathin' fool. Yup! It is that bad.

Isn't that just what you came over to my blog for? Snot and stench? Yeah, I thought so.

In my gorgeous state, I have been working hard at A) staying sane B) finding books for the kids "river" studies C) swilling lots of Whiskey cough medicine D) trying to remember where I put the hand sanitizer.

Yes, this is the life. A sick mommy in a non-sick household. My life sucks! And I homeschool too! Woot-woot!

Well, go read the eloquent way in which Barb describes her illness. I guarantee that she doesn't talk about her body odor.

I am off to take some more whiskey cough medicine.