Due to the high level of calamity herein, don't listen to a word Katie says.
Katie is sorry to tell you this but (excuses, excuses) Katie didn't do any blogging because her satellite was broken. Yeah, yeah, Katie hears you sighing and all she can offer is 'Katie is so very sorry'. Some of you have been so diligent by checking in daily to see if Katie had blogged, and Katie thanks you. Some of you have surely given up hope that Katie would ever blog again. Well, Katie is here to tell ya....Katie will blog again, Lord willin' and the interweb holds up.
Notice again Katie's opening line...
(No seriously, check back later, Katie has lots to tell you about all her calamitous goings-on.)